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"I can't believe Steven's not rebasing his branch from master after merging, he's not doing himself any favors with the senior devs, leaving the git history a mess like this," vented Barbie. "Will you pour me some Kombucha while I work on this interactive merge to clean up his garbage?" she asked Skipper. "It is hard not to feel sorry for him, sometimes," said Skipper.