Feminist Hacker Barbie
"It's a dude thing," says the guy. "I say, 'high five' and you clap my hand, like this." "But why?" says Barbie. "I don't know. It's some kind of tribal bonding thing. Dudes can make physical contact without anyone thinking they want to pork each other up the butthole." "Really?" says Barbie. "Do guys want to do that?" "Sometimes. And it hurts like fuck, I can tell you."

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      "It's a dude thing," says the guy. "I say, 'high five' and you clap my hand, like this."
"But why?" says Barbie. "I don't know. It's some kind of tribal bonding thing. Dudes can make physical contact without anyone thinking they want to pork each other up the butthole." "Really?" says Barbie. "Do guys want to do that?" "Sometimes. And it hurts like fuck, I can tell you."