Create your own!
"Yo, Skips!"
"Sup?"
"Quit downing those milkshakes and help me fix this code"
"Da fuq, why you is using Haskell?"
"I'm not, some random dude on my team thought it'd be funny"
"That's some lame-ass shit. Dump his ass and switch to python"
"Sweet chat. Smell you later"
"chill"