Feminist Hacker Barbie
"I've had quite enough of your 'help', Stephen," says Barbie. "The stand mounts to the BACK of the monitor, not the screen, and you fucked up all the cabling. Brian, stop playing CandyCrush and fetch me the Necronomicon and a holocaust cloak. It seems our 'helper' Stephen summoned Cthulhu into these two levitating cables. And get that fucking GameCube out of here. It's not 2003! Stephen, another word out of you and I'll cut you with this disc!"

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      "I've had quite enough of your 'help', Stephen," says Barbie.  "The stand mounts to the BACK of the monitor, not the screen, and you fucked up all the cabling.  Brian, stop playing CandyCrush and fetch me the Necronomicon and a holocaust cloak. It seems our 'helper' Stephen summoned Cthulhu into these two levitating cables.  And get that fucking GameCube out of here.  It's not 2003!  Stephen, another word out of you and I'll cut you with this disc!"