Create your own!
It's 7:00 AM and already Barbie is studying when Skipper gets up. "Good morning Skipper! I would have breakfast with you but I watch CBTnuggets while I'm eating. I have to study constantly, since I get a new certification every month! Have you considered going for your RHCE? Linux admins are in high demand right now, I'm thinking of doing that after I finish my CCNASec and my CISSP."