You want me to fix this!? Fuck the coffee, I need a case of Doritos flavored Mountain Dew and a case of Hot Pockets.   Otherwise I'm rm -rf / this bastard.

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      You want me to fix this!? Fuck the coffee, I need a case of Doritos flavored Mountain Dew and a case of Hot Pockets.   Otherwise I'm rm -rf / this bastard.