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After class, Steven and Brian run into Barbie in the library. Not only is she hot as fuck, but she's skipped cheer practice to bang out some assembly code on three computers simultaneously. Steven brags, "Sup bitch. I just added 'Proficient in Microsoft Office' to my resume!" Not about to be one-upped, Brian pipes in, "Well, I've decided to pursue a career as a Social Media Expert!" Barbie shakes her head. "Morons."