Feminist Hacker Barbie
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Dang it there was a virus in an attachment I opened. The ClamAV defintions on my mail server are old because the update requests matched a fail2ban regex and were autoblocked." "I told you not to roll your own", said Skipper. "True," said Barbie. "Why are you even using Windows," Skipper asked. "True," said Barbie and halted the Windows virtual machine she was using before restoring the disk image to an earlier snapshot. "And don't get me started on opening unsigned attachments. You're getting lazy with your security hygiene," continued Skipper. "Screw thiiiiis," bemoaned Barbie.

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      Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Dang it there was a virus in an attachment I opened. The ClamAV defintions on my mail server are old because the update requests matched a fail2ban regex and were autoblocked." "I told you not to roll your own", said Skipper. "True," said Barbie. "Why are you even using Windows," Skipper asked. "True," said Barbie and halted the Windows virtual machine she was using before restoring the disk image to an earlier snapshot. "And don't get me started on opening unsigned attachments. You're getting lazy with your security hygiene," continued Skipper. "Screw thiiiiis," bemoaned Barbie.