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"Goddammit!" Barbie shouts. Skipper, a little disturbed, continues pouring an unspecified, nearly-colorless juice into her cup. "Barbie, are you all right?"
"Of course not, you idiot. Our parents are missing, most likely dead, the economy's in a state of emergency, my flawless hair has too much mass for my head, and Assassin's Creed IV just crashed, right when I was about to board a loaded ship!"